Girls Take Smelly Poos Too…

Adibah Iqbal has a secret to tell you. Girls do smelly poos too.

But never fear…

‘How do you make the world believe that your poop doesn’t stink, or in fact that you don’t poop at all… Poo Pourri…’

Yes, ladies…finally, we can drop a load without anyone suspecting a thing, with a little help from Poo Pourri

This is a new product you can spray into the toilet before laying down your chocolate delight. It claims to make your poo smell like a ‘refreshing bouquet of essential oils’, rather than last night’s curry.

Yes, fellow women, it might save your relationship, because your dump might get you dumped. Yes, this is all based on scientific evidence. And if you have not guessed already by the tone of this article, I’m being sarcastic.

This is one of many ridiculous products that trying to help out all of women’s little insecurities. There’s now make-up that you can put on your vagina. Yes, you heard me right, make-up…on your vagina. The Pink Button (Cosmopolitan) ‘[Women] putting make-up on their labia to make it seem rosier and brighter’, because no woman should want a dark and normal vagina, right? Or how about anal bleaching? Just in case your butt is just too dark. The list goes on.

Women, if you wanna take a poop, do it without a care in the world.

Pitch a load at work.

Cut a rope at a party.

Lay a brick at your boyfriend’s!

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